Placenta Lasagna
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much like this haiku
Saturday, 6:04 pm
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reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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Saturday, 6:03 pm
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Saturday, 5:10 pm
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People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

(via pizza)

Saturday, 3:21 pm
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"I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you."
Ernest Hemingway
(via wryer)

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assassination: a nation that is sassy

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He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?


(via pizza)


i believe in hate at first sight

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I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

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*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*


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Saturday, 11:55 am
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I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

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"She’s really pretty for a black girl"


“He’s really cool for a gay guy”


“She’s doing really well for a woman”


(via comcasting)