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much like this haiku
chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
Wednesday, 11:43 pm
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memily:

adorabelledearheart:


thepliablefoe:


Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.


MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.


Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet
Wednesday, 11:36 pm
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lanashiftdelrey:

friends: how can u still wear black, its summer

me:

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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

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Wednesday, 11:32 pm
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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

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broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

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Wednesday, 11:28 pm
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Wednesday, 11:24 pm
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youngblackandvegan:

the older i get

the more i realize the value of privacy

of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in

you can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life

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ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

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chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH
Wednesday, 11:15 pm
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