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theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
Sunday, 3:35 am
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awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito
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overhumor:

wot 
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"What a fucking nerd"
Me talking about someone I love  (via katisque)

(Source: medicow, via lifeandmystery)

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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(via lifeandmystery)

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benjiecon:

you have my attention
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pussymold:

Can I just tell you all about this one day I went to school and a girl who sat in front of me told me to look in her sleeve
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stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via brilliant-charlos)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via letsparty-and-bullshit)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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(via guy)