Placenta Lasagna
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much like this haiku
Thursday, 3:31 pm
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Thursday, 3:24 pm
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shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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itstimetosmilee:

People without anxiety just have no idea what it’s like to feel so much worry for something they “think” is so small and “not a big deal”

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orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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Thursday, 3:11 pm
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Thursday, 3:08 pm
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"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry”  (via animalist)

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  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon
Wednesday, 8:21 pm
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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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Wednesday, 8:20 pm
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"Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something."
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yvzmin:

"life is a gift!"

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