Placenta Lasagna
welcome to my blog
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it is really quite shitty
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much like this haiku

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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Thursday, 12:12 pm
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arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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xalifornia:

Do u ever see a boy and ur like oh my god I love life

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Thursday, 11:57 am
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queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

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spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

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fuckinq:

my brain has too many tabs open

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cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

without glasses: 

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with glasses: 

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Thursday, 11:37 am
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mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.
Thursday, 11:34 am
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stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you
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